Saturday, December 29, 2007

Heiress and Self-made Media Whores Meet

Tila Tequila's search traffic on Google has met and at one point exceeded that of Paris Hilton. As Hilton's fortune and fame are rapidly drawing to a close, Tila's seem to be decidedly on the up tick.

With a self promotion warchest reduced to an estimated $5 million, less taxes, Paris should get in contact with Tila. She needs to learn the art of self promotion, on the cheap!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Hey "Sandwich Artist" Would you eat a sub with that much mayo?

I am so fed up with the so called "Sandwich Artists" over at Subway that drown your sub in Mayo and Mustard. When they actually make subs to eat on their breaks, do you think they are clamping down with a death grip on those plastic bottles?

Is Subway's corporate office scheming to force the franchises to purchase more Subway branded mayo and mustard? When they go "lite" they only squeeze down until it sputters once. Regular application merits multiple sputters per sandwich.

The upside of all this is I have been forced to convert to using oil and vinegar on my sandwiches. This is both healthier and tastes much better.

Thanks alot "Sandwich Artist"!

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Most Annoying Hybrid Commercial to Date

I think it speaks for itself:

This one was more embarrassing than annoying, but it comes in a close 2nd: